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THE PROBLEM
They sell campers every day. You buy one every few years.
That gap is where it goes wrong. People pay fees nobody explained, buy more camper than their truck can pull, or find out what it’s really worth after the papers are signed.
You shouldn’t have to learn it the hard way. A fair profit is not your enemy. Not knowing what you’re paying for is.
THREE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU SIGN
What should I be asking?
Is this a fair price?
Is this the right camper?
You can have all three answered before you set foot on the lot.

WHO'S BEHIND IT
I'm Squatch, and I'm on your side of the desk.
Most of my life in sales, more than 30 years. I’m a buyer’s advocate who has worked both sides of the desk. I’m independent. No dealer or manufacturer pays me, so the only person I have to look out for is you.
YOUR PLAN
Three steps to a deal you won't
regret.
Start free. Go deeper on the money. Then get the facts on the exact camper you’re
looking at.

STEP 2 - SQUATCH DEEP DIVE
How the Numbers
Become the Numbers
MSRP, “sale” prices, freight, prep, doc fees, and every line between the sticker and the check you write.
See every guide and report in one place
THE SQUATCH SHORT LIST
Not sure which camper? I’ll narrow it to five.
Tell me how you camp, who’s coming and what you want to spend. In 3 business days you get 4 or 5 floorplans that actually fit, plus a free Field Report on your top pick.
Floorplans, not a dealer’s unit. You confirm towing with your vehicle’s manual or door sticker.

WHAT CHANGES
Walk in knowing more than they expect you to.
You know the number
Which fees are real, which are padding, and what the camper should cost out the door.
You know the camper
What it weighs loaded, what’s been recalled, and what owners say goes wrong
You know when to walk
You sign a deal that’s fair to both sides, or you leave one that isn’t without second-guessing it.
The wrong camper or the wrong paperwork can follow you for years of payments. An hour of reading first costs you nothing.
FROM THE BLOG - FREE
Straight answers, no charge.
Buying it, owning it and fixing it when it breaks. Read as much as you want.
OR START WHERE YOU ARE
From your first buying decision to your first night at a campsite, step by step.
Fixes for when something breaks, from small worries to campground emergencies
Travel trailers, fifth wheels, toy haulers and motorhomes, and who each one fits.


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